It's Fair to Say, This Writer Just Doesn't "Get" Naturism
Regarding a recent response by you concerning Haulover Beach's designated clothing-optional naturist family beach, it is obvious that you don't get the naturist frame of mind.
I was one of the founders of the beach, which has over 1.3 million visitors a year. So, I invite you on an escorted tour and to do some interviews.
You will learn it is not about body competition, and that women in a naturist environment have a completely different view of their body parts than the females hanging out at the condo poolside. You really need this conversation.
Thanks for writing ''most of the time'' a definitely sensible column that is categorically informative on issues other than nude beaches.
FLORIDA FREE BEACHES
Dear Mr. President,
OK, I'll take you up on your invitation. If you're bare I won't care. I swear I won't stare. Since the beach is clothing-optional, my mind will be open but my zipper stays closed. I may be clueless; I won't be topless.