Thursday, March 29, 2007

Tongue in Bare Cheek

Nudist always wear one-button suits (but sometimes double-breasted)

Nudists are people with nothing to hide

Depressed - maybe all you need is a brand nude attitude

If God had meant us to be nude, we would have been born that way

Naturism is entirely natural - no artificial ingredients added

Nudist's wives really do have nothing to wear

The only problem with nudism is ---
you wear the same thing day after day after day

Nudists bare more than their soles

He who sleeps in the raw is in for a nude awakening

An Alaskan nudist is a polar bare

Nude beaches are free, but textile beaches have a cover charge

Scottish nudists are off-kilter

Nude is just barefoot all over

Silk - invented so women could go naked in clothes

A nudist friend would give you the shirt off his back

Nudists have no dirty laundry to air

Just wear a smile, or wear nothing at all -- or wear both!!

You'll never catch a nudist with his pants down

Every nudist is born in the same state ----- NUDE

Nudist investor pray for a bare market

Was Yogi Bare a Buddist Nudist

A nudist fears no pickpocket

A harp is a naked piano

You never outgrow your birthday suit

Does a nudist resort clothes for the winter??

Naked is as naked does
(Forrest Gump didn't say that, but he should have)

When nudist go dancing, things really start to swing

and the man and his wife were both naked, and were not ashamed -
genesis 2:25


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