Not a Naturist...Just a Kook

As a naturist who is also a conservative republican, I find this laughable...

Naked biker draws stares
Shae Drefs – ASU Web Devil
Thursday, February 23, 2006

ARIZONA STATE UNIVERSITY -- An unknown naked young woman was spotted riding a bicycle around the Memorial Union Wednesday, police and witnesses said.

Tempe resident Elizabeth Brown, 23, said she was eating outside the MU at about 11 a.m. when she saw the woman riding toward the union.

"She was just wearing a Sun Devils baseball cap and a pair of sneakers," she said.

The woman had "Pro-choice" airbrushed on one leg, "Impeach Bush" on the other and "No oil" on her chest, Brown said.

"She passed a tour group...and their mothers gasped," Brown said. "They probably won't be going here next year."

By the time police officers got to the MU, the woman had left, said Leah Hardesty, spokeswoman for the ASU Department of Public Safety.

"Before she took off, she took her hands off the handlebars and gave little peace signs," Brown said.

DPS has put out an alert in hopes of finding the suspect, Hardesty said.

Source: http://www.statepress.com/issues/2006/02/23/news/695925